“I wanna be a Pizza.”

Just a normal conversation between Mackenzie (6years old) and me…

She: “What’s for dinner?”

Me: “What do you think we should have for dinner?”

She: “Hm…Pizza?”

Me: “Wait. So you had Pizza for breakfast, Pizza for lunch and now you want Pizza for dinner?!”

She: (Creepy laughing) “Yeah.”

Me: “You know if you eat too much Pizza your body is turning into a shape of a Pizza and tomatoes are growing on your stomach and onions and your hair will turn into cheese!”

(She; Creepy laughing the whole time)

Me: “So are you sure you wanna have Pizza for dinner?”

She: (Creepy laughing) “Yes. I wanna be a Pizza.”